What Time Is it in Heaven?

Have you ever wondered what time zone Jesus is in and whether it’s the same time in Heaven as it is where you are? For instance, let’s say you’re in the Eastern time zone and you go to sleep at 10 p.m., but before climbing into your comfy bed, you get down on your knees and pray. Well, if Jesus resides directly over the Middle East, it would be about 4 a.m. where he is. Would your voice be waking him up?

Or, suppose Jesus likes to hang out “over” sunny California. That would put him in the Pacific time zone. If you pray at 10 Eastern, would you be interrupting his dinner?

Perhaps Jesus has a recording system that sends all prayer requests to voicemail so he can choose not to be disturbed if he doesn’t want to and can pick his messages up later. Of course, there would have to be an automatic alert mechanism for emergency requests.

If he sits at the tippy top of the universe, where all time zones converge into one, could it always be all times at one time in heaven? Or would they cancel each other out to become no times at all?

Hmmm. I wonder….

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